The Long Awaited Verdict . . .

is in. According to this report from Reuters (appearing on cnn.com) Fox TV has cleared Paula Abdul of allegations that she provided inappropriate assistance (of either the musical or the coital variety) to that Cold Hearted Snake Corey Clark during his 6 minutes of fame on American Idol.

If you're anything like me, in the midst of breathing a huge sigh of relief, you stopped yourself short and thought, "Like I care about Paula Abdul."